incises:

ive seen so many boobs/dicks/naked ppl on tumblr that i think at this stage if i saw a naked person walking down the street irl id just shrug and keep walking 

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

fuckit-impaidd:

tell me why my mom tried to hook me up with a 6’ 3” wnba player looking chick today in the mall

You better climb and chop her tall ass down!

averagebunz:

i hate these things but i love it

Lmfao