fuckit-impaidd:

officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

^^lol

(Source: walkinggtall)

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

If the dudes can’t tell the difference between pee and squirt, let they ass continue to get pee’d on


"Everybody wants to be a cat."

"Everybody wants to be a cat."

(Source: vintagegal)

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

(Source: precumming)

dieselnuts:

Banks twin turbo feeding a supercharger Duramax crate engine.

southernwayistheonlyway:

projectwk:

ugh dat four hundred and forty cubic inches of pure mopar muscle. 

Porn.

(Source: world-on-wheels)